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软装师的24种死法

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软装师的24种死法 1.出不了名,成不了大师,急死. 2.整天跟客户勾通讲方案,口吐白沫而死. 3.经常通宵做方案,大脑死机而死. 4.做方案时抽太多的烟,熏死. ...


                              软装师的24种死法

 
                                                                                                   1.出不了名,成不了大师,急死. 
                                                                                                   2.整天跟客户勾通讲方案,口吐白沫而死. 
                                                                                                   3.经常通宵做方案,大脑死机而死. 
                                                                                                   4.做方案时抽太多的烟,熏死. 
                                                                                                   5.成天跑工地,疲惫而死. 
                                                                                                   6.一边设计作品一边听音乐,大脑分裂而死. 
                                                                                                   7.看着拉车的比软装师赚的还多,憋气而死. 
                                                                                                   8.经常不按时吃饭,胃痛而死. 
                                                                                                   9.辛苦做好,被土包子否了,气死. 
                                                                                                  11.淡季业务减半,饿死. 
                                                                                                  12.做私活拿到设计费,美死. 
                                                                                                  13.做私活没拿到设计费,被人骗死. 
                                                                                                  14.方案没做好,被人损死. 
                                                                                                  15.方案做的很好,人家没看懂,晕死. 
                                                                                                   16.跟客户吹牛B被识破,脸红而死. 
                                                                                                   17.跟客户吹牛B没被识破,越吹越起劲,吹死. 
                                                                                                   18.大道上有人问你是做什么的,你说是软装师,被人用板砖拍死. 
                                                                                                   19.比赛获奖,被同行看出是抄袭,被人笑死. 
                                                                                                    20.整天做方案,没时间陪老婆逛街,被老婆踹死. 
                                                                                                   21.跟同行撞单,掐架被掐死. 
                                                                                                   22.软装师太多,竞争太激烈,活不下去跳楼而死。 
                                                                                                   23一天做三个方案,赶死………… 
                                                                                                   24单子太多帮手太少,郁闷死…… 
                                                                                                    不停追加中……
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